My Ladys No Lady

I love Hockey
Can watch it all night
Dan loves the ballet
He dances like a dam swan

Me, I love a good whiskey
Dan he loves a poodle named whiskey
I love a night at the pub
Darn ol Dan just wants a rub

I will never get drunk on Saturday nights
In a jazz club where woman are a delight
For in the morning, if she has to shave
Her name is Dan and she moved into your cave

He drinks my beer
In pajamas’ all pink
He says he’s Daniela, beer belly and all
I tell him he’s Godzilla, and he ain’t going to no ball

Off to the pub, I need to escape
Dans bickering gaiety, why is it my fate?
I told him I’ll me home, but for sure it will be late
With a lady in red whom I shall take to my bed

Now Dan said no problem, we welcome all
I said hey! this is my place, for you it’s your stall
He said stop ya bickering, you know we all share
With that. ol Dan had my date naked and bare

That sly little playboy, pretending a lady-boy
He stole my date, and it’s her that he ate
They moved on across town, that was my fate
Never again will I desire a dame

Dressed in red or with a first name like Ted




Note: Ted and Dan lived happily  ever after

Continued from “Under My Spell” 

Thank you Tim

Copyright © | Year Posted 2014



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Date: 9/11/2014 10:06:00 PM
lol...great title :)
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Date: 9/11/2014 10:08:00 PM
I know! and I really appreciate thanks!!!!
Date: 9/11/2014 10:05:00 PM
hahaa. funny. glad you kept the inspiration going! lol. u make me smile baby I love your uniquess
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