My Hair

My friends say my hair's got "BODY", My friends say my hair's got "LIFE", I don't know what to do with it, But it's causing me some STRIFE! My friends say "People would pay good money for that", My friends say it "looks fine", Well I just wish it wasn't like this, And that it wasn't mine! My friends say I'm a "YUMMY MUMMY", My friends say "Wear your hair with pride", I just want to stay indoors, And find a place to hide! My word for this is FRIZZ, It's as plain and simple as that, So if I can't straighten it, I'll just hide it with a hat!