My Funny Valentine Poetry Contest Sponsored by: Andrea Dietrich Written 1/28/2026
My husband, an outdoorsman, came to bed with a coonskin cap on his massive head; he said it helps him feel firm. I try not to laugh and squirm. I yield to his needs; I bought a pelt spread.
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