My Florida Vacation

If you're trying to push your Coupe' DeVille from Panama City to Jacksonville You've got to journey through Gadsden County. So you better mind your P's and Q's if you plan on driving through and keep both eyes wide open for the County Mounty. 'Cause Gadsden County Jail's no place to be it's overcrowded and dirty and it smells like pee and every dime you have will surely be taken away. They'll impound your car and arrest your wife the kids will all get twenty-five to life and your family will surely rue the day You decided to take a Florida Vacation and you all came back sentenced to probation just because Gadsden County was on your way. If you're guilty or not doesn't matter with them their bank accounts are mighty slim and they're gonna get your money whatever it takes. There's a booking fee just to get you in you gotta pay for your food which is awfully thin so friend, avoid Gadsden County for goodness sake.