my five best pick up lines

I could easily throw you over my shoulders and feel warm and comfortable for the rest of my life. Your nose has such a pretty uplift, if I were a cricket I would have to ski off of it. I knew you were interesting and intelligent before you opened your mouth by your choice of women to talk to. You remind me of a musician who knows how to play music of every genre. If your hair was any curlier, I would have to run home and get my Fuller Brush products, so you would not be stampeded by adoring women.