My Feminine Side
My wife said to embrace my feminine side
So I thought I'd give it a whirl
And though I said I'll do my best
I don't make a very good girl
So I tried my hand at cooking
And now the chicken is crispy and black
The laundry was just my first attempt
And it almost broke my back
I even took a bubble bath
With candles on the side of the tub
But when I tried to shave my legs
The only thing left was a nub
And even though I must admit
I look pretty darn good in a dress
Those dadgum panty hose were cramping my style
As you can probably already guess
That make-up made me feel kinda funny
And made me look just a little bit weird
I think it clashed with the leftover breakfast
That was hanging out inside my beard
Now though it was fun to be a girl
It's something that I'll never repeat
Cause when my wife had to go pee
She forgot to raise the toilet seat
My wife said I made an ugly girl
And she laughed so hard she cried
She said she'd never ask me again
To embrace my feminine side
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