My Feminine Side

My wife said to embrace my feminine side So I thought I'd give it a whirl And though I said I'll do my best I don't make a very good girl So I tried my hand at cooking And now the chicken is crispy and black The laundry was just my first attempt And it almost broke my back I even took a bubble bath With candles on the side of the tub But when I tried to shave my legs The only thing left was a nub And even though I must admit I look pretty darn good in a dress Those dadgum panty hose were cramping my style As you can probably already guess That make-up made me feel kinda funny And made me look just a little bit weird I think it clashed with the leftover breakfast That was hanging out inside my beard Now though it was fun to be a girl It's something that I'll never repeat Cause when my wife had to go pee She forgot to raise the toilet seat My wife said I made an ugly girl And she laughed so hard she cried She said she'd never ask me again To embrace my feminine side