My Fellow Americans

You seem displeased. Were you expecting more? A pony, perhaps? A marionette? What was that one thing you mentioned before? Yes! Bingo! A Build Your Own Fairytale Set - Complete with Miniaturized Royalty. I might have bought that had Twitter not said: “The Plastic Princess figurine’s apt to adopt adaptive disloyalty” and “She’s made in China” (whatever that means)