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My Dog Is Bigger Than Your Dog

My dog is bigger than your dog. Okay. My cat is prettier than your cat. That’s true. My chickens are fluffier than your chickens. I don’t have any chickens. If you did have chickens they would be scrawny and ugly. Probably. My pencils are sharper than your pencils. I do not use pencils. My house is pinker than your house. I know that’s right. My sun is hotter than your sun. I am smirking now, not knowing where to go with it.

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Date: 2/27/2020 8:37:00 PM
My daughter's even hotter than your sun/son! Cheers, Caren. Cheers, gw
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 2/28/2020 12:36:00 AM
I imagine that is true also.
Date: 2/27/2020 10:57:00 AM
LOL This is funny Caren. Well done. Thanks for the laugh and great ending :)
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 2/28/2020 12:36:00 AM
Thank you Heidi.
Date: 2/27/2020 1:02:00 AM
I am smirking now, not knowing where to go with it.// mind always lives in indecisiveness//
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 2/28/2020 12:37:00 AM
And mind is always coming up with such great ideas.

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