My Dirty Little Stones In a Pouch

my dirty little stones in a pouch received in a hotel one night slid them under my pillow dreamt sweetly opened the pouch in the morning after breakfast saw dirty little stones wondered what they could be went to smith the jeweller sat on the couch as i waited for him to wash them came to me holding something glittery it was diamonds i jumped up and down told him he could sell them on a black market take his share i locked them in my safe at home would you like to hear more before i do that i have to go and testify at the hague diamonds are forever and you too should have them