My Dear Damsel

My Dear Damsel My dear Damsel, Please, do not respond With letters’’ hmn ‘’ To my proposal It may be on-line But you know I am a man Of promise and oath If you ask even for fun I will go a week Without taking a bath In these hot summer days But please, my dear damsel Do not reply with ‘’hmn’ To my perusal to come To the island of sand Recently risen up In the chest of a river In this afternoon If you cannot come And comply I will go to the station And catch a new train It would not give Me a trouble Or create a problem I have less time to live So, Less choosy I am To adjust with; You know I am a man of bet And gamble And very fond of Glamorous girls Yet it does not mean I won’t put off my shirt And rub my nose Against a wall If you ask me Even for a fun I will do sit ups Hundred times Holding my ears If you wish But my dear damsel Do not say hmn When I propose you To see my profile And ask to give a like On my hero type photos But do not hymn ‘’hmn’’ It burns me from inside.