My Daughter's Teacher

Because of what happened to my seventeen year old daughter, I went too far. When a forty year old teacher impregnated her, I strapped him to the hood of my car. I drove him through a car wash and through a cactus field. It's been five months and his wounds still haven't healed. Next, I hung him on the wall and used him as a dart board. When a dart hit his crotch, it was something he abhorred. But I soon learned that this teacher is also a judge. And what was so bad is that he always holds a grudge. He sentenced me to thirty years in jail, what am I going to do? Never make my mistake because if you do, you will be screwed.