My Christmas Parody
Ding Dong!! Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Here’s our time to party in our shells!
Mr. Rudolph the red nose reindeer,
Please wear a mask this upcoming year!
I don’t want my house spreading with germs,
Your mouth and my nose are not on good terms!
Oh Silent night, oh holy night,
All is calm while all is bright
As I’m lying on my sweet couch
While forgetting that dreadful slouch!!
My son. Sleep in heavenly peace
After washing your hands filled with grease!!
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