Most Disliked Body Part Contest
I rose from deep sleep much too fast one night and, oh, boy howdy, did it cause a plight! My brain was rearranged to shape much strife by becoming my bratty pal for life. If you live with low blood pressure, hear, please, my advice: perform a tight bladder squeeze, place feet on floor and pause before standing. This prevents a ceramic tile landing, many questions concerning your hurt brain and sharing, 'my bladder needed drained.'
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