Gershon Wolf Poet Limerick

My Boyfriend's Not Frivolous

I told Mom my boyfriend's not frivolous
Her standards being so darn rigorous
  Mom, please don't send me away
  If you don't like 'Rocko's' ways
He snarfs pigs raw -- proudly carnivorous

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M. L. Kiser September 5, 2020 at 9:05 AM Rocko is a bit of an unusual fellow! Enjoyed.

Sigrid Ermine September 4, 2020 at 1:33 AM Hilarious! ... Usual you, Gershon. Reckon you thought of the tricky to rhyme words, then placed them into a Limerick? Good stuff! I wrote a vegetarian limerick last week, great minds! Gershon Wolf September 4, 2020 at 11:10 AM Ha, ha! The usual me! Love it. Look forward to reading your refreshing comment, Sigrid. Happy Friday! :) gw

Michelle Faulkner September 3, 2020 at 7:24 PM I'm guessing a Jewish mother would not be impressed by her daughter's boyfriend eating raw pig? Gershon Wolf September 3, 2020 at 8:19 PM I honestly hadn't thought of that angle... Sounds like you're the Rabbi here and I'm your student! lol. Thanks, Michelle. ~ Frightened little pig