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My Boyfriend's Not Frivolous

I told Mom my boyfriend's not frivolous Her standards being so darn rigorous Mom, please don't send me away If you don't like 'Rocko's' ways He snarfs pigs raw -- proudly carnivorous

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M. L. Kiser

Date: 9/5/2020 9:05:00 AM

Rocko is a bit of an unusual fellow! Enjoyed.

Sigrid Ermine

Date: 9/4/2020 1:33:00 AM

Hilarious! ... Usual you, Gershon. Reckon you thought of the tricky to rhyme words, then placed them into a Limerick? Good stuff! I wrote a vegetarian limerick last week, great minds!

Gershon Wolf
Date: 9/4/2020 11:10:00 AM

Ha, ha! The usual me! Love it. Look forward to reading your refreshing comment, Sigrid. Happy Friday! :) gw

Michelle Faulkner

Date: 9/3/2020 7:24:00 PM

I'm guessing a Jewish mother would not be impressed by her daughter's boyfriend eating raw pig?

Gershon Wolf
Date: 9/3/2020 8:19:00 PM

I honestly hadn't thought of that angle... Sounds like you're the Rabbi here and I'm your student! lol. Thanks, Michelle. ~ Frightened little pig