Mutt Muster

His name was Mutt 'cause he was the runt of a family of giants you see and at only five foot three, everyone called him Mutt. Mutt wore glasses very thick but unlike Magoo, Mutt Muster was quick at all kinds of games when you would think he couldn't see. Well, he even played golf and a real pool shark was he. We all loved old Mutt and were sad when he had to go. He got a cold one day and it didn't go away so it took Mutt Muster to the other side where we think he's a giant today. for Matt Caliri's "Fictitious Name" contest