Must Be A Carnival

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
—Groucho Marx

Adventure is just bad planning.
—Roald Amundsen

Must Be A Carnival

Lady, what did you see
advertised? Boat leaves the dock.
Your apparel, a shock. 

Going cruis’n…cruis’n you say.
No time
to be lose’n.

Lady, did you pack light? …for
romantic nights. Take a peek
out the window. It’s after dark.

Tourists, look a bit screwy,
you’re near. Must be a Carnival,
it’s not.

This ship is a swing’n.
Everyone’s going out
for some drink’n.

You weren’t expecting
hot chocolate. Your Summer dress
blow’n in Alaskan winds.

The cold wrapping your legs
sans warmers. Your sandals
flopping upon the deck.

Lady, people are staring.
Have you beamed aboard?
Did someone blindfold you?

Were you buffaloed? Petunia,
are you dense? Pretense,
that you are at ease.

“I meant to dress this way.”
or perhaps it was a dare.
Daring for sure.

Lady, the ship looks a bit
lopsided,
with you.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2025


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Date: 4/8/2025 10:38:00 PM
LOL! What a sight that must have been!
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Date: 3/27/2025 6:32:00 PM
The Carnival demands our uniqueness Kim...J.A.B.
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 3/27/2025 6:40:00 PM
LOL…Some are very unique…lol…we can all have an epic failure ;)
Date: 3/27/2025 5:27:00 PM
I like this absurd picture of fashion gone wrong. She's going to be cold in Alaska.
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 3/27/2025 6:39:00 PM
There really was a lady like this on our Alaskan cruise!
Date: 3/27/2025 2:35:00 AM
I assume it's Petunia that's causing all the trouble. Too many ogling on one side of the ship. Get the life savers. Too much fun.
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 3/27/2025 5:27:00 AM
laughing…Thank you, Victor!
Date: 3/26/2025 10:03:00 PM
This is amusing, Kim. Love that last part!
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 3/27/2025 5:27:00 AM
Glad you found it amusing, Andrea! Thank you!
Date: 3/26/2025 6:40:00 PM
great and lively poetry, an experience that counts for future, really enjoyed
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 3/26/2025 7:10:00 PM
Thank you! So glad you enjoyed! :)
Date: 3/26/2025 1:14:00 PM
It was bad enough to insult the clothing, but too much to insult her size... Telling a woman she's the cause for a starboard list is fighting words. Man overboard??? Carnival... yep
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 3/26/2025 1:40:00 PM
LOL…no, her lack of clothing, but your interpretation is funny.
Date: 3/26/2025 12:25:00 PM
Hi Kim, it sounds like the lady was dressed to kill, enjoyed reading your poem have a lovely evening.
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 3/26/2025 12:28:00 PM
Have a lovely evening, yourself! Thank you!
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