Lim'Rik Flats Poet Rhyme

Music and Poetry, Perfect Bedfellows - Inspired By Fj Thomas Blog

I slept with my guitar,    
I guess was inept.
I was not in accord,
my guitar slowly wept

I slept with my piano
—such a torrid tease,
it tinkled with my tuner
and slew me with its keys

I slept with my bassoon,
it ruffled up my hair.
Un fétiche pour bouffant?
I didn’t really care

I slept with my recorder,
in between the sheets.
The score became discordant
but the music sure was sweet

I slept with tenor sax
kinky though it seems
Did I get the ax?
Or was it in my dreams?

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FJ Thomas March 30, 2018 at 8:06 PM Lolol a veritable orchestra you experimented with!

Paloma P December 8, 2016 at 7:22 AM I'm thinking this is quasi-perverted or just plain old fun! :)

Cheryl Hoffman December 4, 2016 at 9:01 AM Lol, great imagination John! Seems theres an orchestra going on under there! :) Lim'Rik Flats December 5, 2016 at 8:14 AM It gets a little crowded;-)

Mike Hauser December 2, 2016 at 7:15 AM Hahaha! This is SO good AND funny! Thanks for the laughs! Lim'Rik Flats December 4, 2016 at 7:02 AM Hi mike! Silly is as silly does...;-)

Alexis Y. December 1, 2016 at 5:47 PM Lol! You were inspired to write some good limericks. It sounded great. Well done:-) Alexis Lim'Rik Flats December 4, 2016 at 7:02 AM Thanks Alexis!

Tim Smith December 1, 2016 at 2:10 PM I slept with my flute...right by my side...a fine melody she did toot...she slipped in hot oil and now she is fried Lim'Rik Flats December 4, 2016 at 7:02 AM Does that make her a piccolo?

Ilene Bauer December 1, 2016 at 11:16 AM grinning all the way through this one, john! love them all but the first is my favorite... Lim'Rik Flats December 4, 2016 at 7:01 AM Glad you are grinning!

Jan Allison December 1, 2016 at 9:28 AM ha ha ha this is music to my ears:-) hugs jan xx you forgot to do one about playing with your didgeridoo lol :-) hugs Jan xx Lim'Rik Flats December 1, 2016 at 12:00 PM Aye, but I lost me digidoo//down the smelling loo//but my yidaki//nearly as wacky//can be searched on google too;-) Where's double El when we need him? (Lindsay Laurie) He'd know all about the didgeridoo and its cousin, yidaki. huggerakis ~ j