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How can someone draw a blank Now that's a real poser How d'ya know if it's new and improved dog food Eating that stuff's not kosher Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs Sound quite logical to me If the Energizer Bunny attacks someone Is it charged with battery Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns Because they taste so funny If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? Bet it's better than even money Why does every toaster have a setting That will burn the toast to a crisp Can women put on mascara with their mouth closed Why do holes in most donuts exist Here's one I'll bet you've never thought of Do birdies ever need to pee If so, perhaps those sprinkles of rain that fall Aren't really rain between you and me Why do hot dogs come in packages of eight While the buns come in packs of ten Tell me what do they put in for colour of hair On the drivers licenses of bald men © Jack Ellison 2014

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Date: 4/27/2014 9:00:00 AM
How do you know that Dragons alive... if you'e never seen him, my friend... I draw a blank all the time and my pencil stays sharp, to the end... Do they ever put gray on your drivers liscence? I've never seen it yet... Though looking in the mirror tells me it should be there and set.... When the energizer bunny's around it's a shocking development to be zapped and what a revolting thought since he comes from my St. Louis, my friend!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 4/27/2014 9:37:00 AM
I know Dragon's alive because you say he is and I believe EVERYTHING you tell me! Had no idea that darn bunny came from St. Louis... thought he came from outer space! Big hugs XOXOXOX
Date: 4/27/2014 7:33:00 AM
Yeah, I'd like to know that! Great stuffs, Jack. Do you usually question everything? Lol, I think you do :)
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Jack Ellison
Date: 4/27/2014 8:22:00 AM
YUP! I question EVERYTHING! That's how I became so smart!!! LOL Loving hugs, Jack XOXOX
Date: 4/27/2014 7:06:00 AM
My brother jack has his mojo back - I loveeeeee it hugs Jan xxxxx I was on a roll yesterday posted 4 finally getting a bit of sparkle back too:-) hugs Jan xxxx
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Jan Allison
Date: 4/27/2014 7:32:00 AM
Oh Jack it is so good to see you back on form - read it to hubby he was chuckling too. Always try and head off to see what you have penned - back to work next week wont be here as much. hugs jan xxxx
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Jack Ellison
Date: 4/27/2014 7:28:00 AM
You have now officially just become one of my most loyal cyber friends! Hallelujah and all that stuff! Can always count on you first thing every morn! Going to check out your "stuff"... heading over there now! Love you muchly dear Sister Jan... XOXOX

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