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Mrs Know It All Inspired By Nina's Contest

Mrs Know-It-All has joined our ladies group
I watch her lips droop
When she’s slurping soup

Joyce claims she won a trophy on Mastermind
(That big black chair you’ll find,
won’t fit her big behind!)

She drones on and on in her vexatious voice
We don’t have a choice
listening to Joyce 

Mrs Know-It-All has joined our ladies group
our group she can’t dupe -
she’s a nincompoop!

Inspired by Nina’s contest but with an extra line added in each stanza ...
Note to self to re read the rules!

10/31/18

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Gershon Wolf Date: 11/3/2018 9:47:00 PM A nincompoop, eh? This is just SO hilarious, Jan... Maybe you can send her over to my 'Men's Group.' We sit around and sling the pus at nincompoops. Ha, ha. Just love your humor, my friend. :) gw Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/4/2018 2:53:00 AM lol Gershon of course you could always read it at your men's group and start a giggleathon lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper Date: 10/31/2018 5:53:00 PM Hello sweetie, I relate :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/2/2018 3:56:00 AM Cheers Eve:-) hugs jan xx

Ilene Bauer Date: 10/31/2018 4:55:00 PM a funny poem, jan, that we all can relate to, i'm sure! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/2/2018 3:56:00 AM Thanks Ilene yes i think we've met Mrs Know it all or her hubby lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 10/31/2018 1:54:00 PM - Yes, we all know such a person .... they are terribly annoying ... tiresome to be with ... slurp soup is disgusting - A fun poem, Jan :) - hugs //Anne-Lise :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/2/2018 3:54:00 AM Thanks Anne-Lise:-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta Date: 10/31/2018 12:38:00 PM You were born to break the rules! Thanks for the laugh! Aloha! Rico Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/2/2018 3:53:00 AM I just get carried away lol but i got 2 poems out of the contest and that can't be bad!:-) hugs Jan xx

Line Gauthier Date: 10/31/2018 10:06:00 AM Such a fun poem, Jan. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/2/2018 3:53:00 AM Thanks so much Line:-) hugs Jan xx

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart Date: 10/31/2018 9:54:00 AM Giggles ;) xomo Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/2/2018 3:37:00 AM Thanks Mo:-) hugs Jan xx

Mike Gentile Date: 10/31/2018 9:44:00 AM Thank you for my morning chuckle Jan, I can always count on you!! Happy Wednesday xxoo Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/2/2018 3:37:00 AM I do write the odd serious poem but much prefer to make people smile Mike:-) hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y. Date: 10/31/2018 9:28:00 AM Hi Jan, You know what Mrs Know It All know? Sh.....wait for it, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. I really enjoyed reading this today. PS, I can see a limerick collab on the same topic:-) Alexis Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 10/31/2018 6:49:00 PM Thanks Alexis:-) hugs Jan xx

Richard Lamoureux Date: 10/31/2018 8:43:00 AM I think I’m related to her husband Mr. Know it All! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 10/31/2018 6:49:00 PM lol:-) hugs Jan x

Chris Green Date: 10/31/2018 8:19:00 AM Oh how many times I have done that...not been an obnoxious know it all(though I am sure some would disagree) but wrote for a contest and then read the rules to find out I did it all wrong. Oh well, at least in this case we got a fantastic poem to read ...this was fun Jan. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 10/31/2018 6:41:00 PM I got the idea, leapt out of bed to write it and was delighted with the result... and then thought oh dear I've screwed up with the number of lines :-( Won't be the last time I make a mistake but I got a fun poem out of it:-) hugs Jan xx Eve Roper Date: 10/31/2018 5:52:00 PM Chris, I do it all the time.. and it is so frustrating I feel so stupid :( Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 10/31/2018 1:55:00 PM Me too :)))

John Lawless Date: 10/31/2018 8:06:00 AM definition of an "expert" - "one who knows more and more about less and less until they know absolutely everything about nothing"... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 10/31/2018 6:37:00 PM My hubby uses that phrase too John lol:-) hugs Jan xx Eve Roper Date: 10/31/2018 5:49:00 PM I know a few like this :) Richard Lamoureux Date: 10/31/2018 8:42:00 AM Ha ha, great comment!

Joseph May Date: 10/31/2018 7:55:00 AM She should never slurp her soup..lol ..It's always good to read the rules! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 10/31/2018 7:59:00 AM I jumped out of bed to write the pom and felt so smug then I thought out heck its only one 5 syllable rhyme not two lol. I wrote another poem in the correct form yardmaster so can use that:-) hugs Jan xx