Mr. Turducken

I have toured the country from North to South and East to West People's patience with me has always been a test I am called for year around In an environment with intense heat, I tan to a nice golden brown In a freezing climate, I have pale, smooth skin Please allow me to introduce myself, I am Mr. Turducken I am famous and world renown From the big cities to the littlest of hick towns In the oven or in a turkey fryer to cook I am now the king and queen of the recipe books I am always quiet, no gobble gobble, quack quack not even some cluckin' Try me once and you will be hooked, for I am Mr. Turducken Do I need to be seasoned, please add if you choose But I have a natural flavor, you not want to lose I go well with any side dish I come plentiful, so eat all you wish After a few chunks of me, your shirt you will no longer be able to tuck in I am not with Jenny Craig, you won't find a diet menu with Mr. Turducken