Mr Softy

The Illinois emperor favors no bail for the violent he's a softy in the middle and more so on crime From his bullhorn pulpit he proclaims that we're safe I'm afraid the land of Lincoln is made of paper mâché. He lives in a crystal bubble in a billionaire's den with state-of-the-art, impenetrable defenses. He hates the 2A and the working-class men his weapon of choice is a red headed commie pen. His next plan is to mix wildlife into our lives like lions and elk and black bear... oh my. He's caved to the lobbyist and tree hugger friends while playing with his snubbie under a wooden desk... but the citizens of cook county keep voting him in he bribes them with freebies and slaps on the wrist.