Mr Reginald Stinky
There's a little old elf in our bathroom
His name is Mr. Reginald Stinky
He's a very sweet accommodating soul
When you need T.P. for your winky
He stands there patiently holding his nose
Sometimes the smell gets atrocious
Especially when the little kiddies need to go
They get messy and quite malodorous
It's a service Mr. Reginald Stinky provides
For the betterment of the environment
'Cause the T.P. he issues is chemical free
It's the latest government requirement
So three cheers for Mr. Reginald Stinky
A hero we should salute and admire
For providing T.P. and enriching the world
As you leave the bathroom inspired
© Jack Ellison 2013
Mr. Stinky is a ceramic elf patiently doling out
toilet paper for us in our hour of need!
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