Mowed Down Field Day With Redacted Mueller Report

Attorney General William Barr black marker in hand kept promise to censor vital details of Mueller Report swift as Usain Bolt candidly, grandly, lustrously, roundly youthfully blocked out more rapid than an elegant eland vibrantly, regally, magically, and gracefully skirts borderland which favored topography constitutes grassland or woodland, far more pleasing to observe, than reading adulterated brand of aforementioned compilation, distillation, edification, fortification zeroing questionable activity upon head of trumpeting brigand, whose arrivistic, bombastic, caustic, demonic, electric broadband outsize ego still convinces me, thee commander in chief delegated one or more chargehand perhaps while delighting as gourmand savoring chateaubriand, where his best buddies imagined themselves in seventh heaven cloudland every so often taking siesta sans repast or golfing with grisly handicapped clubhand non verbally communicating, in viz sub bully taking a peas zing cues from presidential high command, which coterie (i.e. den of thieves) manipulated social media with nefarious, insidious, deleterious, et cetera analogous to "FAKE" contraband, maybe even milking innocent cowhand unwittingly planting GMO electronic bugs amidst future bovine fodder cropland to allow, enable, and jackknife demand that moost every eligible voter tricked induced by virtual reality dreamland with sinister motive for thee "Apprentice" rule his kingdom, and expand, realm asper Medieval days declaring himself chieftain of fatherland and/ or North American motherland where naysayers guillotined by uncontested firebrand, who without provocation very likely bomb into Stone Age formerly edenic, lush, verdant geography into flatland rendered hostile, poisonous and uninhabitable nonetheless radiating for miles with gangland forced labor tilling barren, desolate, fissured landscape erecting unsightly grand standing room only (cause he know Shylock) terrain (reign) vast highland manor as poobah, and husband to his only heiress, the former a kooky monster from foggy bottom marshland.