MOVE

It’s always sunny in the city where you feel your brother’s love Like a shiv that someone’s thrust into your side. Guess those Quakers let their sourdough turn rancid over time. Now it’s hard to shovel s**t against the tide. Who wouldn’t shower Santa Clause with snowballs and abuse? They'd had a losing season, after all. There's more to what it takes to live in Philly Than some documents from Independence Hall. Saw on TV, over Cobb’s Creek, there’s a standoff with police. The cops intend to turn some vagrants out. A spark on Osage Avenue might liven up the night. Just a taste of what this City’s all about.