Mountain Bike Widow

I love my fella dearly, though I sometimes do not like, his pure love and devotion for his bloody mountain bike, thank god I'm easy going and I'd never make him choose, though perhaps a little bit of that's the fear that I might lose!!! he keeps 'her' warm and dry as she resides in our front hall (you have to hold your breath to squeeze between 'her' and the wall!) he rides the bike to work and back, together they go far just as well, for what 'she' cost we could have bought a car!!! he talks about 'her' tenderly and often buys her gifts for pedals, forks and special shoes the internet he sifts he looked at me in horror when I suggested get a shed i got the strong impression he'd put me in there instead but i needn't speak to soon and bawl and fret and moan as for my latest birthday I have got one of my own!!!!!