Mother Goose' Georgie Porgie

They called Georgie Porgie pudding and pie Why'd they give that name to a little guy? Georgie won't brush his teeth And his breath smelled like feet, That's why kissing the girls made them cry. The name Georgie Porgie was not so hot It's his parents who put him in this spot, All his best friends are girls He played with lace and pearls, Every boy in town want to kick his butt. So poor Georgie Porgie was on the run To him kissing the girls was having fun, That was until one day A strange boy came to play, Now Georgie's having fun with his new bun.