Moses Was Already 81, You Know

      Moses was a senior, quite an old man
      God said: “OK, do the best you can"
        He raised his rod, split the sea
        Just when he had to go pee
      "Who do you think I am, God ~ Superman?"
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Borg Avatar
September 3, 2026 at 9:46 PM
And meanwhile Pharaoh’s chariots were held up at the red lights.
Lawless Avatar
September 3, 2026 at 5:24 AM
That's why it took so long to cross the desert....
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