Jan Allison Poet Limerick

Morning Glory - For Chris Green

This isn’t a fisherman’s story -
Chris woke to a huge morning glory
But until it goes down
Poor Chris wears a big frown
As he can’t use the lavatory!

Posted with kind permission of Chris Green
Inspired by banter after reading his poem ‘When I look at you’

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Phyllis Babcock January 15, 2017 at 9:15 PM Enjoyed the humor Jan. Well done. love phyl Jan Allison January 16, 2017 at 4:40 AM Thanks Phyllis:-) Happy New Year:-) hugs Jan xx

Jack Horne January 15, 2017 at 9:17 AM LOL, sounds like a friend of a friend who overdosed on Viagra!!!!! Jan Allison January 15, 2017 at 9:25 AM ha ha ha love that comment Jack:-) hugs jan xx

Eve Roper January 14, 2017 at 9:08 PM very funny... :) Jan,, Chris I'm sorry you can't use the lavatory :) Hugs Jan Allison January 14, 2017 at 9:11 PM ha ha ha Eve I am so grateful for Chris allowing me to post this lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus January 14, 2017 at 7:39 AM Very entertaining, Jan:) Your witty well is bottomless! Hugs // paul Jan Allison January 14, 2017 at 9:25 AM Some may think its the pits Paul lol :-) hugs Jan xx

Darren White January 14, 2017 at 7:26 AM This is a hilarious tribute, lolololol. Good Chris is such a good sport :D Jan Allison January 14, 2017 at 9:25 AM I sent it to Chris for his permission to post it - thankfully he LOVED it:-) hugs Jan xxx

Demetrios Trifiatis January 14, 2017 at 5:35 AM My Empress here is my comment: Who is there that dear Chris could blame?/ If there is one, we should put him to shame/ For Chris is a normal guy/ That lets things just to fly/ Each time he sees a beautiful dame!! A seven and many hugs dear, Jan! Chris Green January 16, 2017 at 9:25 AM You've got that right Demetrios. :) Demetrios Trifiatis January 14, 2017 at 5:54 AM Oui, mon amie, Toi! Jan Allison January 14, 2017 at 5:44 AM ha ha ha that is a fabulous reply I must get Chris to read it lol:-) Empress - moi nooooo I am just queen of poop on soup lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso January 13, 2017 at 7:49 PM Everything is BIGGER in TEXAS!!! :) Jan Allison January 14, 2017 at 3:51 AM ha ha ha great comment Arthur and according to Supertramp in Breakfast in America 'everyone's a millionaire' lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich January 13, 2017 at 6:42 PM hahaha!!! Jan Allison January 13, 2017 at 6:42 PM I couldn't resist lol:-) hugs jan xx

Juli- Michelle January 13, 2017 at 12:55 PM Wonderful write! Love, Juli-Michelle Jan Allison January 13, 2017 at 12:58 PM Thanks Juli-Michelle:-) hugs Jan xx

Charmaine Chircop January 13, 2017 at 12:51 PM You are Hilarious our dear sweet Jan . HAHA : ) Jan Allison January 13, 2017 at 12:57 PM I'm so glad Chris was happy for me to post this Charma lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y. January 13, 2017 at 12:36 PM LoI! Jan, This is really funny. I see the man himself liked it as well:-) Alexis Jan Allison January 13, 2017 at 12:40 PM Yes thankfully Chris was happy for me to post the poem - I did send him the poem to make sure he liked the humour:-) hugs Jan xx

Chris Green January 13, 2017 at 11:47 AM Jan, this was funny and the word "huge" in bold font, well, I'm not one to brag but.... :) Thanks so much my friend for this wonderful and hilarious poem today. Jan Allison January 13, 2017 at 12:01 PM Thanks for being a great sport and letting me post it Chris:-):-) glad I made you smile:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith January 13, 2017 at 11:19 AM Haha....Hey Chris why the limp?? Just stand on your tippy toes : ) Jan Allison January 13, 2017 at 12:12 PM ha ha ha:-) hugs Jan xx Chris Green January 13, 2017 at 11:49 AM Limp, oh that, I had a pebble in my shoe. Tippy toes, tried that but the water is still cold. :) Jan Allison January 13, 2017 at 11:22 AM ha ha ha fab comment Tim:-) Chris was a great sport letting me post this lol:-) hugs jan xx