More Utter Nonsense

Here's a good bit of news, that I just discovered! A guy fell into an upholstery machine, but is now fully "recovered"! This is more useless info, I came across a week ago! Atheism, is a "Non-Prophet organization"! Just in case you didn't know! Someone made a query, just the other day! "Where do you find giant snails?" "At the end of the giants fingers," they say! A fellow was a little thirsty one night. So, he stopped by his usual stop! All of a sudden, a skeleton walks in! He says "I'll have a beer, and a mop!" For years no one could tell me, but I finally got my wish! "What do call a fish with no eyes"? The answer is, "a fsh!" A recent invention is great! The inventor, is quite an achiever. It cuts four loaves of bread simultaneously, it's called, A Four-Loaf Cleaver! Sorry folks, that's enough punishment for now - Sorry!