More Utter Nonsense
Here's a good bit of news,
that I just discovered!
A guy fell into an upholstery machine,
but is now fully "recovered"!
This is more useless info,
I came across a week ago!
Atheism, is a "Non-Prophet organization"!
Just in case you didn't know!
Someone made a query,
just the other day!
"Where do you find giant snails?"
"At the end of the giants fingers," they say!
A fellow was a little thirsty one night.
So, he stopped by his usual stop!
All of a sudden, a skeleton walks in!
He says "I'll have a beer, and a mop!"
For years no one could tell me,
but I finally got my wish!
"What do call a fish with no eyes"?
The answer is, "a fsh!"
A recent invention is great!
The inventor, is quite an achiever.
It cuts four loaves of bread simultaneously,
it's called, A Four-Loaf Cleaver!
Sorry folks, that's enough punishment for now - Sorry!
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