More Scared Than Smart

ruckus on my porch 
perked my ears 
last night
at the wicked hour I
flicked on the light
to hear
thumping and
chairs rattling
but in my window--
--no body
wayfaring thief
or wandering troll
must be hiding 
crouching down
I know
more scared than smart 
I opened the door
"Hey! Who the 
f***'s out there?"
rumbling round 
the side of my house
a fat javelina came
running out
and about eight more
on his tail
what the h***
little baby squealing 
barely bigger than 
a chihuahua 
lost it's momma
and headed for 
the road
and certain death
"come back" I cried
more scared 
than smart I
ran after 
and stopped 
in my drive
when momma
came out 
and met my eye
her little precious 
found her
and its sibs
and left the danger
as I did 
backwards climbing
steps to my door

"you could
do more,"
said the sweet city girl 
I roll my eyes
"build a little 
house for them
on your porch."
more scared 
than smart
I smile at
that pretty voice
mute my phone
let out a laugh
unmute
"Yeah, I  should
do that."
And along the way
catch a Starling
and teach it 
to say
"nevermore"
all night and day
it can perch 
on the porch
with the javelinas
and keep the 
thieves and trolls
away
Copyright © | Year Posted 2023


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Date: 1/20/2023 7:30:00 AM
Oh I like this tale Steven! So clever. Javelinas were really dense here last year. Not unusual to see a large herd in daylight tearing up a hillside by the side of the road. No stalling though LOL :)
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Date: 1/20/2023 8:01:00 AM
Thanks Linda... the javelinas and I know each other pretty well. They like my apple tree.
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