Gershon Wolf Poet Limerick

Monster Loch Ness

There once was a distressed Monster Loch Ness
Whose office-at-home was really a mess 
   She'd lost her press clippings
   Midst daredevil flippings
Lost her pj's too ~ so couldn't undress

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Jean Bush January 13, 2020 at 8:25 PM Hahaha! What a whammer this one is! Poor Lessie, no more pj parties for her. Gershon Wolf January 13, 2020 at 10:57 PM Yup. She no longer gets invited to slumber parties --- just 'Come-as-you-are parties! :) gw

Brenda Chiri January 5, 2020 at 8:57 PM Hahaha wow you are on a roll my dear friend! Leave them in stitches and not on their britches lol! Oh my you have me rolling on the floor with laughter haha!;) Gershon Wolf January 5, 2020 at 9:16 PM Very good… Hope the floor's gonna be ok... Have a wonderful evening, Brenda! :) gw

Carolyn Devonshire January 5, 2020 at 4:58 PM Oh, my! Someone find her PJs! Very funny limerick, Gershon. Thanks for the laughs. Hugs, carolyn Gershon Wolf January 5, 2020 at 6:49 PM Hey, Carolyn! Caren K. is working on the problem right now! (Drop down a bit). Thanks, Gershon

Mark Toney January 5, 2020 at 1:53 PM I’ve never seen Nessie, didn’t know she was messy, loved your limerick I have to confess! ;) ~Mark Gershon Wolf January 5, 2020 at 6:48 PM f you can't confess(y,) maybe get ahold of some confetti! I like yours better than mine! Thanks, Mark! :) gw

Pratap Roy January 5, 2020 at 4:12 AM Good Limerick. Enjoyed reading. God bless you. Gershon Wolf January 5, 2020 at 12:21 PM Thank you so much, Pratap. Best wishes, Gershon

Caren Krutsinger January 5, 2020 at 2:58 AM I was going too say "That's me!" but then I saw the PJ comment and I realized I am in my PJ's more than my clothes these day, so it is not me. Ha! Gershon Wolf January 5, 2020 at 12:21 PM Ha, ha: OK I'll take the PJ's off my Loch Ness monster. Hint, hint. Just kiddng, of course. Oooh. ~ Gershon