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Monster Loch Ness

There once was a distressed Monster Loch Ness Whose office-at-home was really a mess She'd lost her press clippings Midst daredevil flippings Lost her pj's too ~ so couldn't undress

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Jean Bush

Date: 1/13/2020 8:25:00 PM

Hahaha! What a whammer this one is! Poor Lessie, no more pj parties for her.

Gershon Wolf
Date: 1/13/2020 10:57:00 PM

Yup. She no longer gets invited to slumber parties --- just 'Come-as-you-are parties! :) gw

Brenda Chiri

Date: 1/5/2020 8:57:00 PM

Hahaha wow you are on a roll my dear friend! Leave them in stitches and not on their britches lol! Oh my you have me rolling on the floor with laughter haha!;)

Gershon Wolf
Date: 1/5/2020 9:16:00 PM

Very good… Hope the floor's gonna be ok... Have a wonderful evening, Brenda! :) gw

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 1/5/2020 4:58:00 PM

Oh, my! Someone find her PJs! Very funny limerick, Gershon. Thanks for the laughs. Hugs, carolyn

Gershon Wolf
Date: 1/5/2020 6:49:00 PM

Hey, Carolyn! Caren K. is working on the problem right now! (Drop down a bit). Thanks, Gershon

Mark Toney

Date: 1/5/2020 1:53:00 PM

I’ve never seen Nessie, didn’t know she was messy, loved your limerick I have to confess! ;) ~Mark

Gershon Wolf
Date: 1/5/2020 6:48:00 PM

f you can't confess(y,) maybe get ahold of some confetti! I like yours better than mine! Thanks, Mark! :) gw

Pratap Roy

Date: 1/5/2020 4:12:00 AM

Good Limerick. Enjoyed reading. God bless you.

Gershon Wolf
Date: 1/5/2020 12:21:00 PM

Thank you so much, Pratap. Best wishes, Gershon

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 1/5/2020 2:58:00 AM

I was going too say "That's me!" but then I saw the PJ comment and I realized I am in my PJ's more than my clothes these day, so it is not me. Ha!

Gershon Wolf
Date: 1/5/2020 12:21:00 PM

Ha, ha: OK I'll take the PJ's off my Loch Ness monster. Hint, hint. Just kiddng, of course. Oooh. ~ Gershon