This string of sonnets is where Monsieur L'Vampyre was born, at the time he was known as Herr Gueterin von Dom, a vampire from Rumania, who made his home in Dresden until the allies bombed him out on Valentine's Day 1945. He winged it, as vampires are able to do, to a chateau near Poitiers in France, where he took up residensy and became known as Monsieur L'Vampyre, a private investigator who had serious nose trouble. His sister, Madamoiselle L'Vampyre also moved there and together they harrassed everyone in France and the Eastern USA. "L'Vampyre" it is their name, and they know how to spell it.