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if you need an ark to save two of each animal i Noah guy creating Eve was the first known example of splitting the Adam fastest sinner in the Bible? Moses broke 10 commandments at once first tennis player in the Bible? Joseph - he served in Pharaoh's court loudest motorcycle? Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land they say that before Boaz got married the guy was Ruthless
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Date: 3/8/2021 4:03:00 PM
I Noah guy... and Ruthless... Absolutely classic. This one's a FAVE, John! :) gw
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John Watt
Date: 3/9/2021 2:29:00 PM
Thanks Gershon, I hope I have not been sacrilegious by finding humor in the sacred. I'm so glad you enjoyed ~ 4th John
Date: 3/6/2021 9:30:00 AM
Hey, John. So sorry I did not see these sooner. It's been an unbelievably busy week. Did you get my emails about trying Ketamine for my problems and other things? I have Natalyn here with me and need to leave shortly. Again I will not be able to do Soup comments. OH MY. anyway, thanks for your visits to my poems this week. always love your Monday humor.
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Date: 3/9/2021 2:30:00 PM
Hi Andrea, I'm sorry if I didn't respond. I hope you had a good time with Natalyn. Tell her we miss her here at PS. I wonder if she is still writing?
Date: 3/3/2021 4:08:00 AM
Thanks for sharing these... may I add one? The first soda drink in the Bible --- "Habakcoke." God bless you.
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Date: 3/3/2021 12:21:00 PM
I haven't heard that one before, Beata. Thanks for adding it to the list. Blessings to you ~ John
Date: 3/2/2021 11:40:00 AM
shortest man in the Bible??? Knee-high-mia (da dum!). A kick, JW. Thx 4 the giggle (and some left handed truth). :)
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John Watt
Date: 3/3/2021 12:20:00 PM
Good one, Wayne. Thanks for adding to the fun ~ John
Date: 3/1/2021 5:05:00 PM
Holy smoke! Holy Cow! Holy Guacamole! Holy Monday! Delightful beyond delightful! Baseball season must have started and nudged your wonderful sense of humor! Holy blessings my friend but no hole-ly shoes, cheese or cleats! These are "wholly" delightful!
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Date: 3/1/2021 5:27:00 PM
Wait a minute now, I happen to like holey cheese! But I agree about the shoes and socks... much better without holes. Thanks for sharing the delight, friend! Blessings to you ~ John
Date: 3/1/2021 1:06:00 PM
thanks for these, john! much appreciated!
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John Watt
Date: 3/1/2021 2:16:00 PM
i'm glad to contribute to the society for improving mondays, ilene!
Date: 3/1/2021 1:04:00 PM
Hi John, These are hilarious. I echo what Tom said because I feel the same way. Thanks. Have a wonderful day my friend:-) Alexis
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Date: 3/1/2021 2:15:00 PM
Thank you for dropping by so consistently, Alexis. Hope your Monday is a good one!
Date: 3/1/2021 11:55:00 AM
oh these are so funny John thanks for the giggle:-) hugs jan xx
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Date: 3/1/2021 12:04:00 PM
Glad you got some giggles out of these, Jan. I've been hearing jokes like these since I was a wee lad in Sunday School. Enjoy your Monday and have a great week, my friend! Hugs ~ John
Date: 3/1/2021 11:28:00 AM
Brilliant John, every one a gem. Our Mondays wouldn't be complete without these, humour to kickstart the week. Hope you're well Tom
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Date: 3/1/2021 12:02:00 PM
Thank you Tom, you're such a kind soul to visit so often. Sorry these got a late start; usually I post before bed, but didn't remember until I woke up today. Glad it made it to you before your Monday ended! Enjoy your week ~ John