Monkey Shines

The mama took her little girl 
to see the monkeys at the zoo.
Monkey sitting on a limb doing
“that thing” that monkeys do.
The little girl asked her Mama 
why it was doing that.
“Oh, I don’t know, darlin’, 
maybe to keep from gettin’ fat”
“I don’t know either mama, 
but he’s looking hard at you.”

© Jun 10 2010   Charles Henderson
   7 th in John's Giggles contest
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Brown Avatar
September 21, 2010 at 5:42 AM
Congratulations Charles on your win in John Freeman's contest "Giggle Poetry Contest # 2". Love, Carol
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September 19, 2010 at 6:31 PM
congratulations on your win Charles!
Fraser Avatar
September 19, 2010 at 6:33 AM
Many congratulations Charles on your win in John's contest >> James
Mehta Avatar
September 19, 2010 at 4:56 AM
Congratulations on this fine win in the contest, Charles
Sweetheart Avatar
September 18, 2010 at 6:04 PM
Congrats Charles on your big win in the Giggles Poetry contest... a super piece.my friend.. enjoy your top notch win with luv..
Roberts Avatar
September 18, 2010 at 5:41 PM
found this hilarious the first time I read it, congrats on your win
Haick Avatar
September 18, 2010 at 10:01 AM
Congratulations on your win in the contest, Charles! Peace, love, Audrey
Freeman Avatar
September 18, 2010 at 8:14 AM
Congratulations on your # 7 Charles and thanks for your support. Agape, Moses
Bulger Avatar
September 10, 2010 at 9:13 AM
Believe it or not I am at the public library wearing a "Back by Popular Demand "83 T shirt with a monkey on it!!! I swear ta God, Charles.. It's all I can do to keep from busting out laughing. Thanks for the humor, c ya, Cindy
Bulger Avatar
September 10, 2010 at 9:10 AM
HAHAHAHA,. oh my gosh! that got a laugh. Thanks I needed a corrupt mind to do my next errand of the day, have a good un', Cindy
Devonshire Avatar
September 9, 2010 at 8:28 AM
This is really funny, Charles! I'm sure it will rank high in John's contest. What a naughty monkey! Love, Carolyn
Chu Avatar
September 6, 2010 at 2:51 AM
Lol, spank the monkey. Surely for shits and giggles.
Roberts Avatar
September 5, 2010 at 8:06 AM
lol, cute one , good luck in the contest
La France Avatar
September 5, 2010 at 7:39 AM
delightful and fun to read, yep, I have see those very same monkys , best of luck in the contest... love constance
Mehta Avatar
September 5, 2010 at 3:33 AM
Very witty but real, humorous write for John's contest, Good luck, Charles
Palli Avatar
September 5, 2010 at 1:27 AM
got a giggle all right
Goff Avatar
September 5, 2010 at 12:10 AM
cHARLES, i AM LAUGHING! jimbo
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