Mole-In-Law

There's a face beside my mother-in-law's mole
It even tries to talk to me
I think the face has taken control
That poor mole's in misery

Side by side like siamese twins
But the mole is kind cute
The face however is as ugly as sin
Like some kind of infected root

That mole needs to get that face removed
It's a cancer with really bad breath
It's hidieous with hair everywhere
And it scares small children to death

A mole can be called a beauty mark
But that face no beauty is found
It looks like somebody dug it up
Like a corpse deep under ground

Now I'm not saying my mother-in-law's ugly
Even though that's what I said
I just wish my wife's mother
Could be that mole instead
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Augustus Avatar
August 31, 2010 at 12:49 PM
Right off, I love the title! This is awesome and hilarious! I alomost hope this is fiction; but, if it is not, God bless you man. You're gonna need the protection! Congratulations though! This is brilliant!
Brown Avatar
August 25, 2010 at 11:18 AM
Congratulations Larry on your win in Nikko Palmario's contest "Holy Mole-y". Love, Carol
Roberts Avatar
August 23, 2010 at 7:27 AM
congrats on your win with this very funny entry
Dietrich Avatar
August 22, 2010 at 7:08 PM
Larry, are you the same guy that did those other mother in law poems in the past? I see some hostility hidden beneath the laughts, and there might be more truth in it than people imagine.(I KNOW, I have one like this) Anyway, It's really funny and a big congrats to you. Luv, andrea
Guzzi Avatar
August 22, 2010 at 2:17 PM
so must be one scary lady congrad on your win in this hard topic! Light & Love
Sweetheart Avatar
August 22, 2010 at 2:08 PM
Congrats Larry on your big win in Nikko's contest.. awesome as usual... enjoyed on my wedded bliss night.. with luv..ciao..
Devonshire Avatar
August 22, 2010 at 5:37 AM
Naughty boy, Larry. Your mother-in-law must have a great sense of humor to deal with you! Congratulations. Love, Carolyn
Fraser Avatar
August 22, 2010 at 3:33 AM
Many congratulations Larry on your win in Nikko's contest with this fine witty poem >> James
K. Avatar
August 22, 2010 at 12:05 AM
Gosh another witty write that got me in stitches...well I know this is not truly about your mom-in-law righty?? All in good fun and thanks for making me laugh with this Larry! Congrats on being in my winners' list :) - nikko :)
Taylor Avatar
August 8, 2010 at 6:16 PM
An absolute riot, Larry. LOL. Another great tribute. Good luck. Ralph
Roberts Avatar
August 7, 2010 at 8:26 PM
lol, too funny Larry, good luck in the contest
Culverhouse Avatar
August 7, 2010 at 8:15 PM
aw---give the sweetheart a break!! Did you see the video of the guy blowing his horn at an old lady crossing the street? she banged his car with her purse and his air bag came out!! I laughed and laughed.
Gorelick Avatar
August 7, 2010 at 7:00 PM
Your impossible..for mother-in-laws everywhere I delcare war!..Again, so funnny my friend. BG
Kendrick Avatar
August 7, 2010 at 3:06 PM
Not very nice...Who does your wife look like or was she adopted...Some thought went into this I am sure..Sara
Sweetheart Avatar
August 7, 2010 at 2:48 PM
Oh Larry u have done it again.. written a winner for Nikko.. I just entered mine .. Mole-y Mayhem ... good luck my friend..with luv..
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