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Mitts For Tots

Painfully puzzling to the tots - Why gloves are made with silly slots?! Pointless production of a man - Nuisance to chilling winter fun. They aren't designed for nimble skills: Picking your nose or counting bills. And totally not meant to scroll On any gadget screens at all. Gloves' extra pattern of ten-holed Does not protect against the cold. That begs the question of the tots - Why bother fumbling for the slots?! Put your mitts on, and off you go, Frolicking freely in the snow. Hope we don't fancy, apropos, Boots with a slot for every toe! December 16, 2022 Sponsor: John Lawless Contest: Mitts Muse

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Date: 1/27/2023 10:44:00 PM
Lovely and cute
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Date: 1/25/2023 6:21:00 AM
Very cute and so well written congratulations
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Date: 1/24/2023 2:44:00 PM
Lovely job with the couplets and a bit of humor although I have seen socks with individual toe "hangers". Thanks for participating in the contest
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Date: 12/16/2022 2:19:00 PM
Clever, funny, and creative poem Margarita, Mitts and oven gloves the bane of my life, don’t fancy those boots either, top poem for the contest, cheers David
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Margarita Lillico
Date: 12/16/2022 6:03:00 PM
Thanks David, will see about that :)

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