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Mister Monk Goes To the Dentist

Adrian Monk
was in a funk,

Till he got
assistants.

But this particular case
held him in a space,

With which he felt
resistance.

That I can't blame
I feel the same--

Phobia of everything
dental--

Can you, too, admit
while you had to sit,

To a dentist ever being
un-gentle?

Well, anywho,
before this is through,

You'll want to know: here's
what happened--

Anesthesia's effects
blurred the suspects

But despite tooth torture,
Monk tracked 'em!

They took a big model tooth--
Slammed it in front of a sleuth--

But the patient was all in a daze!

(Till big toothmarks seen on the body
Revealed something shoddy,

They thought he was just in a craze!)

But Monk proved Randy saw
dentists breaking the law.

--A murder mystery 
planned--

This means, of course,
Lt. Disher's back on the force,

Giving up his rock band.



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