Miss Aligned

My biggest influence was Van Gogh, after he cut off his ear. For being lopsided and askew is what I don’t fear. His uneven brush strokes and off-balanced yellow sky Makes his art intriguing, he simply is the real guy. I am a cartoonist, a poet, a writer, a painter too. Like Van Gogh, I am off-centered, slanted, and slightly askew. My fingers are crooked, my haircut is gorgeously uneven for sure. I squint when I see you, my artistic prowess is childlike and pure. Like Van Gogh, my art is not appreciated, yet, I am fast and I’m quick. I love stirring up paints into mixtures furiously colorful and thick. My biggest influence is Van Gogh, after he cut off his annoying ear. With this kind of guardian angel, I have less than nothing to fear.