Jan Allison Poet Rhyme

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Misinterpreted Words

I met a guy he offered me sex on the beach

But I didn’t want sand in places it shouldn’t reach

I turned him down but all he could say ….

Was…..

I was offering you a cocktail and not a lay!

19TH December 2015

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Fullmoon Sway January 23, 2016 at 7:27 PM lol love Jan Allison January 24, 2016 at 12:29 PM Thanks Fullmoon lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso December 24, 2015 at 5:59 PM Nothing like having more than 1 sex on the beach! I was sure I commented before! This is so funny! Jan Allison December 24, 2015 at 6:12 PM LOl no unless you were dreaming or the comment has disappeared into the ether lol:-)hugs Jan dd

CayCay Godwin December 20, 2015 at 2:17 PM This has kinda, sorta, a little bit happened to me, but it will only get a person once because you don't forget. Very cute - I laughed ... CayCay Jan Allison December 20, 2015 at 2:25 PM LOL CayCay you should do a poem about it lol:-) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich December 19, 2015 at 7:05 PM hahaha. so sex on the beach is a drink name??? I would have been confused too!! Jan Allison December 19, 2015 at 7:07 PM yes Andrea there is a cocktail called 'sex on the beach' .... I have never tried it ... yet lol:-) hugs

Ilene Bauer December 19, 2015 at 6:59 PM hilarious! i would have guessed this was your poem, jan, even if your name were not attached, a testament to how funny your poems can be! Jan Allison December 19, 2015 at 7:07 PM Thanks for making me smile Ilene you will never know how that comment has boosted my spirits:-) hugs Jan xx

Nette Onclaud December 19, 2015 at 6:54 PM is there such a drink called sex, lolol, jan.. gas pain; love it... huggs Jan Allison December 19, 2015 at 7:06 PM yes there is a cocktail called sex on the beach - I have never tried it ... yet lol:-) hugs

Robert Lindley December 19, 2015 at 4:35 PM MAYBE HE OFFERED A DRINK AND A SLY HINT MY FRIEND! WE GUYS DO THAT TO PRETTY GALS YOU KNOW. Sure made me smile when reading! And yes, I have and the sand was not pleasant to myself or her....lol Jan Allison December 19, 2015 at 4:59 PM ha ha ha Robert - total fiction write on my behalf i was in desperate need of a laugh on here today:-( hugs jan xx

Eric Boddie December 19, 2015 at 1:30 PM I think he was offering both....a man's mind is dirtier than most....and that's on the American or the English coast....and your words are Beautiful so to you I toast....;) Jan Allison December 19, 2015 at 1:47 PM LOL Eric:-)Pure fiction write my friend:-) hugs Jan xx