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Misinterpreted Words

I met a guy he offered me sex on the beach

But I didn’t want sand in places it shouldn’t reach

I turned him down but all he could say ….

Was…..

I was offering you a cocktail and not a lay!

19TH December 2015

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Fullmoon Sway Date: 1/23/2016 7:27:00 PM lol love Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 1/24/2016 12:29:00 PM Thanks Fullmoon lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso Date: 12/24/2015 5:59:00 PM Nothing like having more than 1 sex on the beach! I was sure I commented before! This is so funny! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/24/2015 6:12:00 PM LOl no unless you were dreaming or the comment has disappeared into the ether lol:-)hugs Jan dd

CayCay Jennings Date: 12/20/2015 2:17:00 PM This has kinda, sorta, a little bit happened to me, but it will only get a person once because you don't forget. Very cute - I laughed ... CayCay Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/20/2015 2:25:00 PM LOL CayCay you should do a poem about it lol:-) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich Date: 12/19/2015 7:05:00 PM hahaha. so sex on the beach is a drink name??? I would have been confused too!! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/19/2015 7:07:00 PM yes Andrea there is a cocktail called 'sex on the beach' .... I have never tried it ... yet lol:-) hugs

Ilene Bauer Date: 12/19/2015 6:59:00 PM hilarious! i would have guessed this was your poem, jan, even if your name were not attached, a testament to how funny your poems can be! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/19/2015 7:07:00 PM Thanks for making me smile Ilene you will never know how that comment has boosted my spirits:-) hugs Jan xx

Nette Onclaud Date: 12/19/2015 6:54:00 PM is there such a drink called sex, lolol, jan.. gas pain; love it... huggs Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/19/2015 7:06:00 PM yes there is a cocktail called sex on the beach - I have never tried it ... yet lol:-) hugs

Robert Lindley Date: 12/19/2015 4:35:00 PM MAYBE HE OFFERED A DRINK AND A SLY HINT MY FRIEND! WE GUYS DO THAT TO PRETTY GALS YOU KNOW. Sure made me smile when reading! And yes, I have and the sand was not pleasant to myself or her....lol Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/19/2015 4:59:00 PM ha ha ha Robert - total fiction write on my behalf i was in desperate need of a laugh on here today:-( hugs jan xx

Eric Boddie Date: 12/19/2015 1:30:00 PM I think he was offering both....a man's mind is dirtier than most....and that's on the American or the English coast....and your words are Beautiful so to you I toast....;) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/19/2015 1:47:00 PM LOL Eric:-)Pure fiction write my friend:-) hugs Jan xx