Miscarriage of Meatloaf
Let me just hope I haven't told this one before...
Well, I've said before,
I am a good cook,
But let me tell you
Of a time,
When my confidence
was well shook...
Seems that on that day,
I decided to make,
A pizza dough wrapped
meatloaf,
So I mixed up the batch,
Of normal ingredients...
In culinary skills,
I rarely had a match...
Maybe I didn't...
Pay enough attention,
Or was fooled by some
distraction...
Cause I used lemon
flavored bread crumbs,
A dastardly action...
Later, when I did,
Proudly serve it to
my family...
Everyone's first taste,
Tasted so randy...
Into the trash,
It I did throw,
And from that point,
I did hence know...
If you're gonna cook...
Take a damn careful look!!
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