Cheryl Hoffman Poet Rhyme

Miracle Grow Or Shrink

Are you tired of your female or male dates towering over you
or being rejected from shooting hoops more than a few
and sitting on a telephone book to help you see over the steering wheel
being called a shrimp you're whole life is just how you feel

Well we have a product that will help you with your plight
swallow some of our Miracle Grow and you 'll grow overnight
a portion size is taken according to how much you want to grow
and for a 8 ounce bottle it's only $99.99, holy crow!

Or are you tired of being called stretch because of your height
walking slouched over avoiding hitting your head with all your might
then swallow our Miracle Shrink and you'll feel much better
finally fitting into that gift that was a pair of pants, shirt or sweater

And if you grow too tall or shrink too much
we highly recommend you buy both our products
that way you can experiment and either grow more or shrink
just a couple of sips will get you back in the pink

Our all natural products are made from just the finest ingredients
from various indigenous plants from the Himalaya's
so please don't hesitate and order some today
operators are standing by so call 1-800-gro-shrk without delay!!

3-18-18

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Gregory Richard Barden March 23, 2018 at 7:53 PM Congratulations on your win, Cheryl - keep up the great work! :-) <3 Cheryl Hoffman March 24, 2018 at 9:37 AM Thanks so much for very kind congrats and visit Gregory; Really appreciate it!~Che :)

Viv Wigley March 21, 2018 at 2:40 AM Congrats Cheryl, the long and the short of it is a fine poem. Well done! Viv x Cheryl Hoffman March 21, 2018 at 8:10 AM Thanks so much for very kind witty congrats and visit Viv; really appreciate it!~Che x

Roy Pett March 20, 2018 at 11:41 AM Congratulations on your well deserved win Cheryl with your very clever poem, if you’ve got a product that will make me slim and muscular then I’d be interested lol, great write. :)) Cheryl Hoffman March 20, 2018 at 7:23 PM I'll see what I can whip up lol! Thanks so much for very kind congrats and visit Roy; appreciate it!~Che :)

Sandra Haight March 20, 2018 at 11:08 AM Very creative, Cheryl! Congratulations on your placement in the contest! Sandra Cheryl Hoffman March 20, 2018 at 7:17 PM Thanks so much for very kind congrats and visit Sandra; appreciate it!~Che :)

Jan Allison March 20, 2018 at 10:31 AM Hope you bring this product to market soon Che lol:-) many congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx Cheryl Hoffman March 20, 2018 at 7:16 PM Wish I really could..then I might be a millionaire lol! Thanks so much for very kind congrats and visit! hugs~Che xx

Line Gauthier March 20, 2018 at 8:43 AM Great product idea. Well done, Cheryl. Congrats on your win. Cheryl Hoffman March 20, 2018 at 9:24 AM Thanks so much for very kind congrats and visit Line…if this product was real I'd probably get the miracle gro lol! Appreciate the stop by!~Che :)

Tom Cunningham March 20, 2018 at 12:57 AM Congratulations Cheryl. Tom. Been on hold for an hour now lol. Cheryl Hoffman March 20, 2018 at 8:09 AM Thanks so much for very kind congrats and visit Tom…really appreciate it!~Che :)

Eve Roper March 20, 2018 at 12:18 AM Cheryl, congratulations on your awesome win!!!!!!!! Very creative even with a phone number that when you call back it say this number has been disconnected . Try again if you feel you have reached an error :) Cheryl Hoffman March 20, 2018 at 8:09 AM Thanks so much for very kind congrats and visit Eve; that would be so funny if someone had really answered that phone number! Thanks again!~Che :)

Tom Cunningham March 18, 2018 at 11:24 AM Cheryl , I just rang that number but it is saying, number not available haha. Good luck. Tom Cheryl Hoffman March 18, 2018 at 6:41 PM Oh forgot to mention to only call Monday-Fridays lol! Thanks so much for witty comment and visit Tom; appreciate it!~Che :)

Jan Allison March 18, 2018 at 9:47 AM LOL can i have some miracle grow I'm only titchy and would love to be taller:-) Lewis is going to have a tough contest to judge I've seen some awesome poems:-) hugs jan xx Cheryl Hoffman March 18, 2018 at 6:39 PM Now if I could get a hold of some nutty professor maybe he could whip some up lol! Thanks so much for very kind comment and visit Jan; appreciate it!~hugs Che xx

Silent One March 18, 2018 at 9:14 AM hahahaha!!!!!! Cheryl Hoffman March 18, 2018 at 9:28 AM Glad you got chuckle out of it Silent One…thanks for the stop by!~Che :)