Miracle Grow Or Shrink
Are you tired of your female or male dates towering over you
or being rejected from shooting hoops more than a few
and sitting on a telephone book to help you see over the steering wheel
being called a shrimp you're whole life is just how you feel
Well we have a product that will help you with your plight
swallow some of our Miracle Grow and you 'll grow overnight
a portion size is taken according to how much you want to grow
and for a 8 ounce bottle it's only $99.99, holy crow!
Or are you tired of being called stretch because of your height
walking slouched over avoiding hitting your head with all your might
then swallow our Miracle Shrink and you'll feel much better
finally fitting into that gift that was a pair of pants, shirt or sweater
And if you grow too tall or shrink too much
we highly recommend you buy both our products
that way you can experiment and either grow more or shrink
just a couple of sips will get you back in the pink
Our all natural products are made from just the finest ingredients
from various indigenous plants from the Himalaya's
so please don't hesitate and order some today
operators are standing by so call 1-800-gro-shrk without delay!!
3-18-18
Copyright © Cheryl Hoffman | Year Posted 2018
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