Millionaires At Wallymart

Here's some real astonishing news Even millionaires shop at Wallymart Doesn't matter how rich people are A bargain's still close to their heart Haven't seen any limousines yet At our local Wallymart store But surveys say it's definitely true They also like paying less for more You know a lot of millionaire people That resemble you and me Hard to recognize when in the store But drive off in a Jaguar XKE Imagined the men wearing tux & tails With the ladies in their sequined gowns Guess they no longer dress like that When us normal people are around My mind's back in the roarin' twenties But this is the year twenty-thirteen Maybe my dear uncle will pass away Leaving me some shares in AT&T © Jack Ellison 2013
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Horstkotter Avatar
June 20, 2013 at 6:44 PM
Great poem. Enjoyed the read.
Harrell Avatar
June 20, 2013 at 6:11 PM
Too funny, Jack. I don't know if we know they are if we see them :) Great one!
Carrillo Avatar
June 20, 2013 at 5:02 PM
Hi Jack; This is good. I love it, I have not seen any millonires at my my wallymart here, but I'm pretty sure that they are around. Thanks for sharing.... Lucilla
Eastman Avatar
June 17, 2013 at 7:00 AM
My Grandfather was a Millionaire and shopped at Walmart. It was the only store around that small community... LOL... When he died he left everything to the small town community he lived in... They got a new library, Community Center, and scholarships... No dragon...he didn't leave anything to Walmart... LOL
Sivey Avatar
June 16, 2013 at 8:12 PM
You have surely mastered how to display humor to us all, and I for for one am grateful you are posting again my friend! This poem is tremendous Jack, quite hilarious! What an outstanding piece, Great Work!!
Hicks Avatar
June 16, 2013 at 1:15 PM
I seem to think this way too! Always imagining them dressed all luxuriously, when in reality their clothing probably doesn't look that much different than the average Joe. Bet they're probably wearing their birthday suit when no one else is around... just saying! Hilarious as usual!
Goff Avatar
June 16, 2013 at 7:52 AM
Good one Jack! Studies show we Americans pay 92 million $$$ /yr. to support Wallmart workers health and human services not funded by their employment! Kinda deflates the equation! Jimbo
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