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Sponsors must get a real headache when participants do not bother to read or follow the rules of a contest.

Or fail to go back before the contest deadline to check for updates.

Mick Talbot put out a message to participants to READ THE RULES and I thought I'd write a poem in his honour.

Mick Talbot Sponsor

Inspired by Mick Talbot’s message to all participants in his haiku contest.



Mick’s maybe a stickler for the contest rule
He’s only helping so you don’t look a fool
If you don’t have any rules it all falls apart
Don’t try and ignore them, don’t be smart.

If he says haiku, that’s what he wants
Not HAIKU, your title or fancy fonts
Updates on his contest page you’ll see
Read his rules and make him happy.

If he wants a poem about black cats
Don’t be clever and do one about bats
You’ll get disqualified and booted out
No glory for you you’re heading south.

Put the date you wrote it, don’t put your name
Or he will ignore it and that would be a shame 
Mick’s a generous sponsor, he’s more than fair
You are given a chance to put things square.

Remember he’s doing it for our benefit
Gets no financial reward for doing it
So if you want a gold medal in his contest
Please read the rules and give it your best.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Gentry Avatar
May 27, 2018 at 1:28 AM
You are a good man for reiterating what must be so frustrating for sponsors. Well written too. :)
Cunningham Avatar
May 27, 2018 at 5:31 AM
Thanks Susan, we indeed do need to follow the rules but so must the sponsors ensuring that any poems selected for placement are 100% winners who followed the rules of the contest. Tom
Wolf Avatar
May 13, 2018 at 9:37 PM
Not only does Mick get no reimbursement for all of his contests, as you point out,...how much is he going to have to shell out for this terrific promotional piece you've just penned for him?! --JUST KIDDING, of course... Tom, you're a good man, a believer in rightness and fairness, and it's my privilege to have made your acquaintance. (That's the sincere part of this comment). Best wishes, Gershon
Cunningham Avatar
May 13, 2018 at 10:41 PM
I've agreed that he can pay in instalments lol Thank you Gershon for your kind words. Tom.
Dietrich Avatar
May 13, 2018 at 3:34 PM
Entertaining, Tom!
Cunningham Avatar
May 13, 2018 at 4:24 PM
Thank you Andrea, Mick and all judges give up their time to host contests so I thought a tribute would be a nice thing to do. Tom
Thomas Avatar
May 13, 2018 at 3:14 PM
This is no new issue here; unfortunately it gets no less frustrating when judging. At times we all make mistakes and we miss a rule. Our own fault. But my goodness sometimes it seems like most of the people who entered the contest didn't bother reading any of them lol. I'm glad you've written this though Tom. I can't tell you how many times I've been taken to blogtown and verbally flogged for making it known that people were not following the rules and that I do not make acceptions for anyone nor hunt you down to tell you there is an error. And I never even gave names lol. Incidentally one of my main antagonists didn't allow commenting on the blogs -.-
Cunningham Avatar
May 13, 2018 at 4:40 PM
I do feel for the for the Judges FJ, It must be a mammoth task and so many get disqualified for not following a few simple rules, as you say their own fault. I suppose there are a few who think that the rules do not apply to them ( what planet are they on ) If I've entered a contest I check back before the judging date in case anything has changed and sometimes it does. Takes me a few minutes if that. I don't have any sympathy for anyone for not following the rules as I said in the poem if you don't have rules it breaks down. Tom.
Callus Avatar
May 13, 2018 at 2:44 PM
A lovely and entertaining tribute, Tom. Judging is no easy matter. Had I been one it would take me several days before I came up with a winners' list:) Of course, rules are there to be followed; if we don't like them then it's best to opt for a different form/contest. Regards // paul
Cunningham Avatar
May 13, 2018 at 4:26 PM
I agree Paul, it cannot be an easy task and judges are doing us a favour by hosting contests not the other way round, so the least we can do is follow a few simple rules. Tom
Sietesantos Avatar
May 13, 2018 at 9:33 AM
Hahahaha - love this witty write, Tom! Excellently said. All contest rules must be read and followed to the letter - that's the bottom line! Best regards. Pandita
Cunningham Avatar
May 13, 2018 at 9:38 AM
Thanks Pandita, problem is we sometimes think the rules are for others and not aimed at ourselves lol Tom.
Warrior Avatar
May 12, 2018 at 8:16 AM
That's why I haven't run one yet...rather enter than run lol...great write my friend...and Mick needs more space for rules lol...love and light...^WW^
Cunningham Avatar
May 12, 2018 at 3:31 PM
Thanks WW, haha he certainly does. Tom.
Krutsinger Avatar
May 11, 2018 at 12:20 PM
This poem is so smart! Smartly written, smartly thought out. SMART!
Cunningham Avatar
May 11, 2018 at 12:43 PM
Thanks Caren, when I've entered a contest I check back in case anything's changed so built up a picture. Tom.
Allison Avatar
May 11, 2018 at 11:20 AM
Your poem made me smile - its a lovely tribute to Mick and to other people who host contests. It's not an easy task especially when rules are broken but with the haiku it is a strict form with no title, syllable count etc and we can learn if we don't follow the rules or make an error. Hugs jan xx
Cunningham Avatar
May 11, 2018 at 12:16 PM
Thanks Jan, yes they do a great job giving up their time to host them, I bet many great poems have fallen by the wayside for the sake of not adhering to the rules. Tom.
Talbot Avatar
May 11, 2018 at 8:55 AM
PS. Love the image too!
Cunningham Avatar
May 11, 2018 at 9:05 AM
Well deserved Mick, it can't be easy and must get very frustrating to say the least.I just had this image of you at the computer saying" seriously grr" all good fun. Tom.
Talbot Avatar
May 11, 2018 at 8:53 AM
Run out of space Tom, 500 characters, inclusive of spaces. I just want to thank you again for the wonderful poem and your moral support. Thank you. Mick
Talbot Avatar
May 11, 2018 at 8:48 AM
Wow! Thanks, Tom, it is frustrating, some good pieces get dropped. The irony is that they are taking up places. There was one contestant who did just that, but if any who wants/wishes to, (after they've were informed of their error/s), they have the option either via Poetry Soups which can be found on all poems entered or by use of my updates. Not finalised the present contest so there is still a chance the 13 N/As' can rectify their errors. The point, if deleted they will have to be resubmitted
Pigeon Tart Avatar
May 11, 2018 at 7:54 AM
Amen. Awesome one Tom! :) thoroughly enjoyed. xomo!
Cunningham Avatar
May 11, 2018 at 8:29 AM
Thanks Maureen, it must be a real headache for a sponsor, I noticed Mick has great patience so hats off to.him. Tom.
Trifiatis Avatar
May 11, 2018 at 7:13 AM
Sponsors really demonstrate a lot of good will/ When organize a contest which for them is not a thrill/ For that we have their rules to respect/ If we dream our poems they to select! I am with you my friend, Tom!
Cunningham Avatar
May 11, 2018 at 7:20 AM
They do indeed Demetrios, the least we can do to help things to run smoothly is to read the rules. Thank you. Tom.
Williams Avatar
May 11, 2018 at 6:57 AM
Yes Sir, got the message loud and clear. You sure it wasn't about bats? Could have sworn....Just kidding, I know completely what you mean, I ran a contest last year, the first and last time, in fact I asked the help of two judges Carol Duet and Silent One, would have been lost without it. Its quite a daunting thing running a contest. A great poem you have penned Tom, should get POTD so everyone reads and understands the rules of the contest....Maria hugs and a Fave from me.
Cunningham Avatar
May 11, 2018 at 7:04 AM
Thanks Maria, I just had this image of poor old Mick at his computer huffin and puffin because many hadn't followed the rules, would like to do one when I've a bit more time. Then if it is a big headache is it worth it.Maybe start with one word one syllable poems lol. Tom
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