Message In a Bottle

I write this note and place it, in my favourite bottle of wine
I sealed that top so tight then I wrapped it with waxed twine
The world is gonna end be it by mans hand or Gods
I maybe should have been more careful on all the toes I trod.

So if there are survivors, after doomsday does arrive
I’d like to leave advice on how one can survive.
Eat plenty of fiber, they tell you it's good to have each day
Five kinds of fruit and vegetables and you’ll always be ready to play.

Red wine is good for you one day, but the next it will kill you dead
They never talked of white wine, so I’d stick to that instead.
Duck and cover if you see a mushroom growing in the sky
They told us they disarmed them, but I think that they did lie.

Never go to bed angry with the one who is with you
So change them each day and then he won’t get angry too.
Don’t try to burn the candle at both ends at the same time
You’ll find it will burn the house down and that will be a crime.

When you wake with aches and pains it is because you're getting old
So the end of the world may not be bad, or that’s what I am told
So remember if you read this and you are to start the race anew
Remember life can be a b***h, you don’t want to marry one too.

When I popped the note in this bottle I left you the wine to drink
So go forth and multiply and forget about the missing link
Then think on this point, I obviously didn't make it through
So throw the rules away and just do what you have to do.

© ~GG~23/12/2012

It was going to be an entry in the contest but I realise I haven't' followed the rules
Copyright © | Year Posted 2012


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Date: 12/24/2012 4:36:00 PM
hahaha, yours got funnier and funnier toward the end. GREAT job with this one. LEt's see how the free verse looks now.
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Date: 12/24/2012 3:41:00 AM
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR! Christmas Hugs from Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 12/23/2012 9:22:00 PM
I just want to wish you a very merry Christmas my friend!
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Mandy Tams The Golden Girl
Date: 12/24/2012 1:51:00 AM
Back at you Russell and big thanks xx
Date: 12/23/2012 8:49:00 PM
I just love this, Mandy! : ) Best wishes for the Winners' List, my friend!! And here's wishing you and yours, a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!!! Love, Annalise
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Date: 12/24/2012 1:52:00 AM
Thanks Annalise love and all the best to you for this season festive and New Year x
Date: 12/23/2012 6:43:00 PM
Oh I almost forgot, I got so caught up in the poem. Merry Christmas Mandy!
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Mandy Tams The Golden Girl
Date: 12/24/2012 1:52:00 AM
Thanks Richard and all the best to you blondy xx
Date: 12/23/2012 6:41:00 PM
I would enter it anyways, at least she will have fun reading it.
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Date: 12/23/2012 6:33:00 PM
Thanks for stopping by, Mandy.....your words are true...jimbo
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Mandy Tams The Golden Girl
Date: 12/24/2012 1:53:00 AM
Thanks Jimbo xx
Date: 12/23/2012 6:17:00 PM
Cute one..Got a chuckle..Thanks for stopping by..Your comments are always uplifting..Sara
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Date: 12/24/2012 1:53:00 AM
All the best to you over this festive saeson Sara love and A happy New Year xx
Date: 12/23/2012 4:55:00 PM
Lol, it's outrageous, Mandy. Just too funny. I am glad the world did not end yet. And you are still here to share your quacky humor. Love it.
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Date: 12/24/2012 1:54:00 AM
Thanks Toquyen love and Happy New year to you and may your wishes come true love xx
Date: 12/23/2012 3:43:00 PM
Glad that we are gonna be together after this Mayan mix up....silly Indians!!! This would have been a fun entry if rhyme were allowed....BUMMER! U put a lot of time into this and it rocks!! Happy Christmas, my dear Golden Girl!! ,,,,gwendolen
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Date: 12/24/2012 1:55:00 AM
You rock Gwenny love. All the best and a Happy New Year to you xx
Date: 12/23/2012 3:29:00 PM
Good rhyme and humor.
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Mandy Tams The Golden Girl
Date: 12/24/2012 1:55:00 AM
Thanks Mike all the best to you xx
Date: 12/23/2012 2:58:00 PM
another of your wonderful poems, i think this could be for a contest,, good luck i think it will go very well....
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Date: 12/24/2012 1:56:00 AM
Thanks harry it can't go in because it's not free verse. lol xx
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