Merrily Down the Stream

Merrily Down The Stream While on our honeymoon to Ireland our flight went down It landed in the stormy ocean My wife and I just married and in a hurry to leave town Nobody drowned but we’re stuck in this commotion People climbing over each other in the dark We finally made our way to Dublin wet and tired Showered in cold water as the boiler broke And found our way to bed where we retired The Mrs. was not happy and had other plans instead She ran into the streets completely naked Screwed anything that had a pulse and was not dead And I was left alone to pay the check and waited When she returned I forgave my holy whore And took her once again back to the water Put her in a tiny boat without an oar (or is it a paddle?) And sent her up or down the stream… It doesn't matter 7/16/14 Vacation Humor – Poetry contest