Menopause Prayer

Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord for no more heat
For if it comes, I’ll be awake
I pray the Lord, don’t make me bake

I’ll even get down on my knees
And pray the Lord “Lord, pretty please”
Please don’t turn my furnace on
My flesh is weak, my patience’s gone

I haven’t had a good night’s sleep 
Since menopause turned on the heat
And it’s no good Lord, counting sheep
If into fire, Lord they leap

So Lord, please grant me this request
And take this fire from my chest
Let someone else be thusly blessed
And let me finally get some rest

Short Poem contest - Honorable Mention finish
Mdailey

written for my wife
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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Brown Avatar
May 16, 2011 at 11:33 AM
Congratulations on your win in Judy's contest Mike. Love,Carol
Devonshire Avatar
May 12, 2011 at 10:23 AM
Wow, your writing is simply awesome, Mike! I have just started reading your work recently and am very impressed. Enjoyed the humor in this and many ladies will relate to it. Congratulations on your win, Love, Carolyn
Poet Avatar
May 12, 2011 at 7:49 AM
This is excellent Mike.Congrats on your win....
Mehta Avatar
May 12, 2011 at 7:26 AM
Congratulations on the win in the contest of judy, mike
Dietrich Avatar
May 11, 2011 at 8:20 PM
Mike, I had found this to be a real hoot . Congrrats on your win in the contest.
Konos Avatar
May 11, 2011 at 7:05 PM
Thank you for being in my contest
Sweetheart Avatar
May 11, 2011 at 4:13 PM
Congrats Mike on your HM in Short Poem contest luv.. awesome entry.. nice honor to enjoy..
Ronthorpe Avatar
May 11, 2011 at 3:01 PM
Very nice. Congrats
Fassbender Avatar
May 11, 2011 at 2:26 PM
Mike - love this....I am going through this, but never at night - finally had a doctor tell me to take soy supplements and I think it's working. Very good poem - congrats on the win!
Dietrich Avatar
May 10, 2011 at 7:29 PM
Funny, Mike. I am so glad I never went thru this. But my sister got it BAD.
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