Menards

Oh Menards how I hate thee
Every time I go to your store and see
Nothing but anger ignites in my body
Something about the for sale port-a-potties 
Or maybe it’s you rclerks
How they always give me such a smirk
Possibly that you don’t sell Diet Pepsi by liter
Oh how my teeth teeter
Your store really angers me 
Oh so depressingly 
Change it up maybe sell some fun
I guarantee others feel this and I’m not the only one
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Trevino Avatar
June 6, 2010 at 5:18 PM
funny write lol, enjoyed
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June 6, 2010 at 6:17 AM
yes I enjoyed, smiles & chuckles to your well thought out slam,..Sidney LeeAnn
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