Menards

Oh Menards how I hate thee Every time I go to your store and see Nothing but anger ignites in my body Something about the for sale port-a-potties Or maybe it’s you rclerks How they always give me such a smirk Possibly that you don’t sell Diet Pepsi by liter Oh how my teeth teeter Your store really angers me Oh so depressingly Change it up maybe sell some fun I guarantee others feel this and I’m not the only one