Meeting the Pipe Smoking Buffalo

I had never met a buffalo who smokes a pipe. But this one did it without any kind of hype. It looked natural hanging from the big guy’s mug. I saw his wife merely give him a tiny bit of a shrug. So he smoked a pipe, I said, sidling up to her. Yes, she said, and I wish I had a cure. It’s a sickly sweet smell, and it makes me feel sick. He won’t get rid of it, so I guess he’s thick. The buffalo king smiled at his honest wife. I wish I could quit, he said, but I am hooked for life. Moral of this story, is do not start little one. I liked that he called me this. Being petite is kind of fun.