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Me Myself and Ipad

I love my third hand iPad
We have a lot in common
It can't handle updates for starters
Anything after 2013
Right after I turned 40
What you see is what you get
It's happy to be connected
Mid sentence looking something up
It will forget everything
When asked to do anything
It's sometimes just too much 
And it shuts down

It has a few dents too

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Jeff Connelly

March 23, 2019 at 2:36 PM

So hilarious Maureen. It seems that you can stop time with that device. I showed my son my suitcase typewriter that I had at University. He was totally fascinated. I showed him how it worked, and we put in a piece of paper. He typed, "old school"... Jajaja

Jack Ellison

July 16, 2018 at 3:56 PM

At one time because of my occupation as a graphic designer, had to keep up with the latest updates!!! No longer necessary... as long as I can still communicate with my dear Mo and other friends here on ye ole Soup!!! Lovesies, Happy T.O. Jack XOX

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

July 16, 2018 at 4:31 PM

Jack in the morning is all the update I need too ;) hugs big O mo <3

Lawrence Sharp

July 11, 2018 at 12:31 AM

I really don't like my tablet. I really do like this piece.

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

July 11, 2018 at 7:48 AM

Thankya ;) xomo!

Faraz Ajmal

June 14, 2018 at 9:59 AM

Oops, that s the problem with apple devices, once a few in launched the previous one stop getting updates and a time comes when you can t even do anything on it, you should probably go for Samsung, same happens with me, I accidentally sat on my tab, it was samsung tab s2, and it s panel isn t anywhere in Pakistan, have to wait for 6 months, and now next week it s new panel will arrive and it has cost me 12000, of this you can buy a new nice mobil, just coz I sit on it, I have to pay so much

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

June 14, 2018 at 10:08 AM

Ah, you're sweet Faraz, thank you! :) That's crazy expensive! I'm not buying anything, I get my "digital downloads" from a dear friend, she stays up to date. I have 2 old iPads I can do what I need between them, and a decade old MacBook for back up when they fail. I'm easy to please :) xomo!

Arturo Michael

June 9, 2018 at 5:02 AM

Poor fella...I'm sure it's doing the best it can...don't punch him too hard... it has enough dents...All the best Maureen

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

June 9, 2018 at 6:26 AM

Lol! Came with the dents, it went through two families with small children before it came to me. ;) xomo

Susan Ashley

June 8, 2018 at 9:24 PM

Oh, Maureen, your poem just tickles me.. totally relatable.. thanks for the giggles! A great write! Warmest wishes.. ~Susan

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

June 8, 2018 at 9:58 PM

I loves the giggles ;) Thank you Susan! xomo

Tom Cunningham

June 8, 2018 at 11:48 AM

Having the odd dent makes it more personal to you, as long as it keeps writing poetry for you then all is well

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

June 8, 2018 at 1:53 PM

Amen to that :) thank you Tom! xomo

Jan Allison

June 8, 2018 at 11:30 AM

ha ha ha love it Mo, had to swap my PC with an old one my hubby had as the numbers wouldn't work anymore - a e s d was worn off but that didn't worry me I'm a touch typist:-)Despite my dents anfd getting older thankfully hubby won;t swap me lol hugs Jan xx

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

June 8, 2018 at 1:52 PM

Lol! True dat ;) xomo!