Me and Trampolines

Polite trampoline jumping Keeping my shirt down. Not wearing a dress unless I have shorts to cover my panties Unbelievable trampoline jumping Terrific when I was a child Until I lied and said I could do a flip And I burst my nose open on the trampoline springs Refused to do trampoline jumping When I was in my twenties Thinking I was too grown up for it Jumped twice when I was in my forties. Bad mistake. Dislocated a knee. And pulled a calf muscle. Trampoline jump once at fifty-five My grandchildren were thrilled Piled on me in the middle after six jumps Dainty trampoline jumping Looking forward to it when I get to my eighties, after I lose my mind.